There are two kinds of people in this world, but both of them like to have sex. This is why the world of espionage, intelligence, and assassination has relied for centuries on seduction as a surefire method for getting their target’s guard down. This is called a “Honeypot,” and it’s the reason I tend to assume my alleged “groupies” and “fans” are actually Mossad agents.
As a regular dude living the hip hop lifestyle, in your own fresh unique way, you’re probably wondering how the Mossad or the CIA relate to you. In any effective intelligence operation, you spend a lot of time “securing resources”, which is a term for strategic blackmail, which is a euphemism for getting you drugged up and taking photos of a prostitute with a strap-on bruising up your prostate in a hotel bedroom. I won’t insult your intelligence by being crass or giving you excessive details.
Scientology does this by getting a detailed record of your sex life — and everyone has a weird sex life, homeslice — which is why Tom Cruise can never tell the world about how L. Ron Hubbard never even died. Once you’re a Secured Resource, you’re useful and obedient. Entertainers are exceptionally useful.
ODDS ARE PRETTY GOOD THAT ANY HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO APPROACHES YOU AND WANTS TO TALK TO YOU IS BEING PAID TO SUBDUE OR EVEN KILL YOU.
When you speak to her, make eye contact and feign interest. The important thing at that point is visualization: whenever she’s talking, you need to be assessing your environment for cameras and potential hostiles. If possible, create a reason to lead her to a more ideal location — remember, you want to be somewhere too public for her to try and incapacitate you, but too private for other agents to follow without being obtrusive. Look for alcoves, crowded hallways, or take a taxi with a group of people. You always want confined and enclosed, with multiple available exits.
DO NOT PANIC AND AVOID AGRESSION.
These women are trained to respond with extreme force to any rapid movements without thinking. Unless you are prepared to immediately kill the agent and know that you are capable of doing so, never make a hostile move. Bear in mind that she might actually be trying to recruit you — offering you entrance into a secret society that sounds suspiciously compatible with your own beliefs, for example. There are always calm, intelligent ways out high-tension situations — and you must learn to find those ways or you will die.
