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Miss Laidlaw, Beat Programmer

27, Female
London, United Kingdom

Hometown:

London England

Relationship Status:

Single

About Me:

I am a complete contradiction , I love softness but aggression, I love peace but pandemonium, I love having sex and making love, I’m born in the spring but love the autumn. I love music but equally love silence. I love arguments, I love making up. I love eating food in the middle of the night, though I’m scared of the dark, I’m a hopeless romantic, but I love scary films. I love my own space but live with my ego. I love flowers being randomly sent to me, I love walks in the parks, I love a nice beer or bottle of wine in the evening with ultimate fighting on the TV or a good computer game. I love being active but I’m a lazy sonofabitch in the mornings. I love fixing things whether its gadgets or arguments. I love to be cuddled and stroked. I love to give love. I’m very loyal, but inspector Morse once I catch suspicion. I’m a hermaphrodite in a female body. I love the simple things in life. Materialism doesn’t interest me though I do have my own fashion and very rarely follow the crowd. I’m an 80s child trapped in the 50s 60s and 70s, I travel between each decade like back to the future. I’m 26 year old with a 62 year old mind. I’m eccentric and do the same mistakes probably about 50 times before I learn. My mother always told me I had “ard ears”. I’m very creative, though also very logical. I am neither the right side or the left side of my brain. I am psychic and can tell the future through my dreams or sense spirits in people’s houses. I also have the power of healing. I have a few spirits that are with me all the time I’ve felt them since I was 7. I once exercised a demon when I was 19. I read books because they are my emotional crutch and because I love the power of language. I have been into Christianity,Islam, Buddhism, Scientology, Kabbala, light withcraft. I am very humble being, a joker of the pack, a deep thinker, though I can be shallow, aggressive, and sarcastic. I can love unconditionally, but I choose to love with conditions. I believe there is a reason for everything, but still everything is meaningless . I make music, I write short stories and essays. I use to teach disabled adults and teenagers pottery, IT, Horticulture, drama, and ESOL. I do sign language, and speak very mild, Arabic, and French. I love interior designing, and Feng Shui. I have a black cat called Sirus, who loves me to pieces but with conditions. I love books, and spend most of my salary on them. My idea of heaven is round room which is a library that goes up and up for miles, flowers delivered to my work place daily, a life without procrastination, dope music that touches you, interactive games consoles. My idea of hell is liars, madness, no knowledge of self, and battery powered

Website:

www.myspace.com/laidlawmusic

Favorite Artist/Music:

hip hop, jazz, nu jazz, nu soul, rare groove, roots, pop, classical, drum and bass, broken, lounge, soul, alternative, indie.

Favorite TV Shows:

I dont watch the idiot box.What a waste of time.